Monday, November 28, 2005

Ouch


Saturday, it ws the ill-advised decision to have a breakfast wrap (a whole lot of scrambled egg, plus cheese and salsa thrown into a tortilla shell) and later on a few rich hors d'oeuvres and some wine of dubious origin labelled "Vat No. 4".

On Sunday, it was the unwise purchase of a medium-sized Reese Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

All this adds up to on-going stomach queeziness. I think I need to look after myself a bit better than this.
Okay then. From now on, I'm going to stick to foods that I know I can eat without any problems.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

lool needs your help!!!!

Remember when you first heard Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl and you thought "yeah, not bad I guess." And then you heard lool's remix and you not only thought, but actually said out loud, "holy, that shizznit is offa tha hook!" If I recall correctly, it became the dance hit of the summer. And I always recall things correctly. And let's not even talk about the mass hysteria that would have ensued had lool seen fit to release the "remix" of Kelis' "Milkshake". There would have been panic, looting, and spontaneous dance parties breaking out in the streets of the nation's cities. Too hot for the internet!

Now is the time to show your appreciation by giving back. lool has recently become infatuated with the new Black Eyed Peas single "My Humps". Have you heard it?!? It's awesome, it's terrible, it's goofy, it's sexy. Oooh baby. You better believe lool is love drunk off your rump.

The problem: all attempts at tracking down an acapella version of the song have been unsuccessful. And as a struggling artist, lool is unable to pay $15 plus shipping for one song on Vinyl (while my love for vinyl is all encompassing, it's a format with which lool cannot work; however, a quality transfer from vinyl to digital is acceptible if done on a good turntable without too much wow&flutter), even if that song is the sexiest bit of music to come out in the last three months. That's where you come in. Can you help track down an mp3 of the vocal only track for this song? You would be rewarded for efforts with an autographed CD-R containing the My Humps remix, the Hollaback Girl remix, and for kicks, I'll even throw Milkshake on there too (just don't play it for a large crowd of people, or full scale making out will ensue.)

You can e-mail the mp3, or a link to an mp3, or a you-send-it address to:

i_am_lool (at) hotmail.com

Thank you!