Mysteries...and more!
I'm back. Why the delay you ask? Easy. I've been busy.
And not just any kind of busy, but True Not True related capers and adventures busy. For starters, I'm back in the mystery solving business.
It all started last Christmas. Agent Kondukt and her partner in crime, Baron Von Mattreid, gave me an awesome Detective Kit. This is the picture on the cover:
That's me holding the very real and functional flashlight, while Agent Kondukt looks on, impressed with my sleuthing skills.
Even after receiving this incredible gift, I still wasn't so sure if I was cut out for it. But then an amazing thing happened. I was at someone's going away party when suddenly a mystery broke out. "Has anybody seen my whiskey?" asked a woman who was obviously in distress over the situation. I quickly came to the rescue. "Is this it?" I asked, picking up a half empty bottle of Jack Daniel that was sitting on a table next to where I was standing. The ease in which I solved the case impressed even me. I also figured out what went on upstairs that night, but this is supposed to be a wholesome blog so I won't get into that.
But that's not all. In addition to solving mysteries, I have decided to expand into the realm of scientific research and experiments. Now I'll also be solving the mysteries of the universe. I have already completed several experiments, and I will be posting the results over the next couple of weeks. First up, I was hired by a client who will henceforth be known as Lady Whyte to find out what really happens to nails when you put them in Coca Cola.
All right, enough with the boring back story, stay tuned for some exciting scientistic action, coming up soon!
And not just any kind of busy, but True Not True related capers and adventures busy. For starters, I'm back in the mystery solving business.
It all started last Christmas. Agent Kondukt and her partner in crime, Baron Von Mattreid, gave me an awesome Detective Kit. This is the picture on the cover:
That's me holding the very real and functional flashlight, while Agent Kondukt looks on, impressed with my sleuthing skills.
Even after receiving this incredible gift, I still wasn't so sure if I was cut out for it. But then an amazing thing happened. I was at someone's going away party when suddenly a mystery broke out. "Has anybody seen my whiskey?" asked a woman who was obviously in distress over the situation. I quickly came to the rescue. "Is this it?" I asked, picking up a half empty bottle of Jack Daniel that was sitting on a table next to where I was standing. The ease in which I solved the case impressed even me. I also figured out what went on upstairs that night, but this is supposed to be a wholesome blog so I won't get into that.
But that's not all. In addition to solving mysteries, I have decided to expand into the realm of scientific research and experiments. Now I'll also be solving the mysteries of the universe. I have already completed several experiments, and I will be posting the results over the next couple of weeks. First up, I was hired by a client who will henceforth be known as Lady Whyte to find out what really happens to nails when you put them in Coca Cola.
All right, enough with the boring back story, stay tuned for some exciting scientistic action, coming up soon!
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