Cola Controversy. The Final Chapter.
Last time on True Not True, we revealed the truth that dentists don't want you to know. It has garnered much attention in the mainstream media, despite attempts from concerned parties to keep this story under wraps.
Today, more revelations. Findings that can only be described using four syllable words like phenomenal, or exceptional, or transcendental, or fingerlicking. These discoveries will change the way humans see the world; it may even change the world itself.
But don't let conclude that this is all mere hyperbole; we assure you all claims are justified. But perhaps we should just let the findings speak for themselves. Without further ado, here are the final conclusions of our "nail in the cola" research:
TIGGER! Did you just drink our experiment?! CRAP!
Today, more revelations. Findings that can only be described using four syllable words like phenomenal, or exceptional, or transcendental, or fingerlicking. These discoveries will change the way humans see the world; it may even change the world itself.
But don't let conclude that this is all mere hyperbole; we assure you all claims are justified. But perhaps we should just let the findings speak for themselves. Without further ado, here are the final conclusions of our "nail in the cola" research:
TIGGER! Did you just drink our experiment?! CRAP!
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